The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Audric Estime
Audric Estime · NO · RB
“Coach says Estime is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Estime's week
- Estime's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Estime is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
80%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Estime's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Audric Estime in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Audric Estime is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Audric Estime actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.