The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Audric Estime
Audric Estime · NO · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Estime's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Estime's week
- Estime gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
- Estime rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
73%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Estime's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Audric Estime in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Audric Estime is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Audric Estime actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.