The Hamstring Hex of Audric Estime
Audric Estime · NO · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Estime's week
- Estime is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Estime gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
72%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Estime drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Audric Estime in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Audric Estime is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Audric Estime actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.