The Garbage-Time Hex of Audric Estime
Audric Estime · NO · RB
“Estime finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Estime's week
- Estime gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Ref: "Number Estime, that's a flag." Estime: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
73%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Estime's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Audric Estime in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Audric Estime is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Audric Estime actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.