The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Audric Estime
Audric Estime · NO · RB
“Estime is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Estime's week
- Estime tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Estime sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
78%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single tear from a Colts fan
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Estime scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Audric Estime in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Audric Estime is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Audric Estime actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.