The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Audric Estime
Audric Estime · NO · RB
“Estime rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Estime's week
- Estime finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Estime gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Estime's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Audric Estime in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Audric Estime is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Audric Estime actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.