The Stuffed Run Hex of Audric Estime
Audric Estime · NO · RB
“Estime gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Estime's week
- Estime loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Estime rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
85%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Estime's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Audric Estime in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Audric Estime is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Audric Estime actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.