The Late Scratch Hex of Audric Estime
Audric Estime · NO · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Estime's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Estime's week
- Estime is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Estime gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Estime's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Audric Estime in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Audric Estime is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Audric Estime actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.