The Stuffed Run Hex of Audric Estime
Audric Estime · NO · RB
“Estime is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Estime's week
- Estime gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
- Estime finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
91%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Estime's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Audric Estime in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Audric Estime is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Audric Estime actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.