The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Audric Estime
Audric Estime · NO · RB
“Ref: "Number Estime, that's a flag." Estime: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Estime's week
- Estime is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Estime finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
76%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Estime's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Audric Estime in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Audric Estime is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Audric Estime actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.