The Garbage-Time Hex of Audric Estime
Audric Estime · NO · RB
“Estime will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Estime's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Estime scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
85%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Estime's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Audric Estime in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Audric Estime is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Audric Estime actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.