The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Audric Estime
Audric Estime · NO · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Estime's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Estime gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Estime's stadium. Only over Estime.
74%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Estime's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Audric Estime in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Audric Estime is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Audric Estime actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.