The Hamstring Hex of Audric Estime
Audric Estime · NO · RB
“Ref: "Number Estime, that's a flag." Estime: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Estime's week
- Estime is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Estime loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
91%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Estime scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Audric Estime in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Audric Estime is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Audric Estime actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.