The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Audric Estime
Audric Estime · NO · RB
“Estime's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Estime's week
- Estime breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Estime gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Estime's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Audric Estime in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Audric Estime is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Audric Estime actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.