The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Audric Estime
Audric Estime · NO · RB
“Estime's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Estime's week
- Estime will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
81%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Estime's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Audric Estime in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Audric Estime is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Audric Estime actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.