The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Audric Estime
Audric Estime · NO · RB
“Coach says Estime is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Estime's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Estime gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Estime sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
72%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Estime drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Audric Estime in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Audric Estime is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Audric Estime actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.