The Fumble Hex of Audric Estime
Audric Estime · NO · RB
“Estime gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Estime's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Estime breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
73%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Estime drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Audric Estime in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Audric Estime is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Audric Estime actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.