The Garbage-Time Hex of Audric Estime
Audric Estime · NO · RB
“Estime will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Estime's week
- Estime gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
- Estime gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
91%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Estime drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Audric Estime in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Audric Estime is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Audric Estime actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.