The Fumble Hex of Audric Estime
Audric Estime · NO · RB
“Estime gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Estime's week
- Estime is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Estime is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
83%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Estime's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Audric Estime in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Audric Estime is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Audric Estime actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.