The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Audric Estime
Audric Estime · NO · RB
“Estime's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Estime's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Estime gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Estime gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Estime's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Audric Estime in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Audric Estime is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Audric Estime actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.