The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Audric Estime
Audric Estime · NO · RB
“Estime loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Estime's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Estime goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
75%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Estime drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Audric Estime in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Audric Estime is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Audric Estime actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.