The Phantom Flag Hex of Audric Estime
Audric Estime · NO · RB
“Estime gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Estime's week
- Estime is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Estime runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
91%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Estime, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Audric Estime in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Audric Estime is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Audric Estime actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.