The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Audric Estime
Audric Estime · NO · RB
“Estime gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Estime's week
- Estime runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Estime is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
90%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Estime's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Audric Estime in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Audric Estime is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Audric Estime actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.