The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Audric Estime
Audric Estime · NO · RB
“Estime goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Estime's week
- Estime's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Estime is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
80%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Estime drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Audric Estime in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Audric Estime is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Audric Estime actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.