The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Audric Estime
Audric Estime · NO · RB
“Estime will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Estime's week
- Estime loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Estime will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
92%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Estime, Estime, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Audric Estime in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Audric Estime is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Audric Estime actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.