The Hamstring Hex of Audric Estime
Audric Estime · NO · RB
“Estime scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Estime's week
- Estime gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- A mysterious flag erases Estime's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
77%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Estime drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Audric Estime in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Audric Estime is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Audric Estime actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.