The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Audric Estime
Audric Estime · NO · RB
“Estime is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Estime's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Estime's stadium. Only over Estime.
- Estime sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
86%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Estime drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Audric Estime in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Audric Estime is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Audric Estime actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.