The Hamstring Hex of Audric Estime
Audric Estime · NO · RB
“Estime is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Estime's week
- Estime is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Estime is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
91%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Estime's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Audric Estime in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Audric Estime is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Audric Estime actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.