The Snap Count Hex of Audric Estime
Audric Estime · NO · RB
“Estime finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Estime's week
- Estime tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Estime goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
82%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Estime's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Audric Estime in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Audric Estime is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Audric Estime actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.