The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Audric Estime
Audric Estime · NO · RB
“Estime is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Estime's week
- Estime gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
- Estime goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
79%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Estime's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Audric Estime in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Audric Estime is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Audric Estime actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.