The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Audric Estime
Audric Estime · NO · RB
“Estime gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Estime's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Estime gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
90%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Estime, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Audric Estime in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Audric Estime is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Audric Estime actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.