The Stuffed Run Hex of Audric Estime
Audric Estime · NO · RB
“Estime gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Estime's week
- Estime's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Estime will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
89%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Estime's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Audric Estime in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Audric Estime is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Audric Estime actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.