The Garbage-Time Hex of Audric Estime
Audric Estime · NO · RB
“Estime gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Estime's week
- Estime runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Estime rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
80%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Estime, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Audric Estime in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Audric Estime is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Audric Estime actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.