The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Audric Estime
Audric Estime · NO · RB
“Estime gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Estime's week
- Estime will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Estime gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Estime drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Audric Estime in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Audric Estime is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Audric Estime actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.