The Blocking Assignment Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- A mysterious flag erases Hooper's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Hooper gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
74%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Hooper, Hooper, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.