The Chip-and-Release Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Hooper gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Hooper's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.