The Late Scratch Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Hooper gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hooper's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.