The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Hooper lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
91%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Hooper drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.