The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Hooper scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
74%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Hooper, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.