The Snap Count Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Hooper goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
76%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Hooper, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.