The Hamstring Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Hooper goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
87%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A used challenge flag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Hooper drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.