The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Hooper's stadium. Only over Hooper.
- Hooper is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
72%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Hooper scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.