The Hamstring Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Hooper gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Hooper scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.