The Chip-and-Release Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Hooper's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
79%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Hooper drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.