The Blocking Assignment Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- The broadcast shows Hooper on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Hooper runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
78%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hooper's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.