The Chip-and-Release Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“The broadcast shows Hooper on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Hooper's stadium. Only over Hooper.
- Ref: "Number Hooper, that's a flag." Hooper: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
88%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hooper, Hooper, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- George Kittle
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.