The Mystery Tweak Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
- The broadcast shows Hooper on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
92%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Hooper's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.