The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Hooper's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
90%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Hooper's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.