The Hamstring Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
- Hooper spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
85%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Hooper, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.