The Blocking Assignment Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Hooper finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
81%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hooper, Hooper, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.